I'm Going to Pass on This Form of Spa Treatment
Published by Expired Foods on 10.29.2008 at 10:25 AM.
Truly "Amazing Taste"
Published by Expired Foods on 10.28.2008 at 1:24 PM.
The offices of Expired Foods were lucky enough to be offered samples of Amazing Taste products to try 'em out and let our readers know what we thought. Please keep in mind, we're sent lots o' products that don't make it on our posts.
We used each straight up. Only placing them directly on the protein on each, or in a simple marinade provided on the packet.
The Amazing Taste products that were sent for us to try were (with our thoughts after each along with what we used them on):
Beef - used on a london broil in their suggested marinade recipe. Added a great flavor to the meat. We would definitely suggest this packet.
Burgers - Mixed it in the burgers before forming the patties and dropping them on the grill. Nice, non-salty flavor added to the burgers.
Poultry - Used on the outside of a beer can chicken. Very complementary to the already juicy recipe of the beer can chicken. Enjoyed the subtle and not overpowering flavor found in this packet. Give it a shot.
Seafood - Tried on Tilapia grilled on a Forman Grill. Our least favorite of the bunch. Not bad, just didn't translate much flavor over to the fish.
Pork - Used on butterflied pork chops. Nice flavor off the grill. Try it.
In summary, give these a try if you see them at your local grocery store, they are WELL worth the 99 cents.
Amazing Taste
First Time We've Seen This...
Published by Expired Foods on at 1:20 PM.
Found on the web in a 'tinypic' link. A divorce cake.
Apple Pie + Bacon = PERFECTION
Published by Expired Foods on 10.26.2008 at 10:40 AM.
Take a relatively normal apple pie recipe and add bacon to top and bottom... You get hog and fruit paradise.
LINK
Great food tip for Halloween
Published by Expired Foods on 10.25.2008 at 10:33 PM.
Here's an easy way to add edible eyes to just about any baking creation you can think of for Halloween. We especially like the ramen noodle/chow mein monster.
Edible Eyes
Larger Than Life Vending Machines
Published by Expired Foods on 10.24.2008 at 4:01 PM.
From Belgium, a vending machine that looks like a refrigerated warehouse...
Now Here's a "Creative" Way to Display Your Health Grade
Published by Expired Foods on 10.21.2008 at 5:20 PM.
Weird But Interesting Chicken Art
Published by Expired Foods on 10.17.2008 at 1:07 PM.
I can't remember where I found this, but it cracked me up.
Food Art
Published by Expired Foods on 10.16.2008 at 9:01 AM.
Amazing art made of food.
The Title of the Article Says It All.
Published by Expired Foods on 10.15.2008 at 9:34 AM.
Amazing: The Heart Attack Grill Diet Center
Published by Expired Foods on 10.14.2008 at 10:04 PM.
Located in Chandler, AZ, the Heart Attack Grill Diet Center is a VERY unique restaurant which looks to offer absolutely no apologies for the food and drink they provide.
Upon visiting, you can expect "Dr. Jon" Basso, the founder of the establishment, dressed in surgical gear. Nurses, scantily dressed, serve your food. Think you are a big eater? Order the Triple or Quadruple Bypass burger, a stout 8,000 calories, and finish either and you'll be pushed in a wheelchair to your cars by the nurses/waitresses.
Heart Attack Grill Diet Center
We're Sad That This Site Exists
Published by Expired Foods on 10.11.2008 at 10:25 AM.
Please don't get us wrong. We have absolutely NOTHING against this site. We simply think it's sad that it exists. Our blog is mostly humor and satire of food related issues, but every once in a while, you'll read something that really shouldn't be going on in the world and is dead serious, no jokes.
Take a couple of minutes to read this blog from Johnathan Bloom who is writing a book on the topic of wasted food. He claims that Americans waste 40% of our food supply. Definitely a travishamockery.
We learned a great deal from this site.
Wasted Food
An Intersting Take on Beer Consumption
Published by Expired Foods on at 9:19 AM.
Great visual of how much beer is consumed around the world.
Plus, check out Sloshspot as it is a stellar place to find quality drinking holes on the web. Ratings and info will make it easy to find your type of joint...
Attack Using Peanut Butter
Published by Expired Foods on 10.10.2008 at 11:11 AM.
The Scene:
A high school student (we'll call him Student A) with a very acute allergy to peanuts. Another student (Student B) with an experimental attitude.
Upon learning of Student A's allergy, Student B takes a PBJ from another student in the lunchroom and smears the inside of the sandwich on Student A's forehead (we can't make this stuff up).
The Outcome:
You'll have to click below...
Peanut Butter Attack!
"What's Frying at the LA County Fair"
Published by Expired Foods on at 9:18 AM.
Great pics of beautiful fried foods from the LA Fair.
- Courtesy of LAist
What's Frying at the LA County Fair
Question for PETA
Published by Expired Foods on 10.09.2008 at 12:39 PM.
I don't mean to sound mean, but shouldn't this cow be made into steaks and burgers?
"Hi, I'm Magilla Gorilla, I'll Be Your Waiter Tonight."
Published by Expired Foods on at 9:45 AM.
Pizza Delivery Guy
Published by Expired Foods on 10.08.2008 at 1:53 PM.
Be careful when you order your next pizza, unless you ordered a side of dirt and gravel. Inspect it before paying your cash...
Crystal Head Vodka. Presented by Dan Ackroyd.
Published by Expired Foods on at 8:01 AM.
The timing of the release of this novelty vodka is rather obvious. Take 5 minutes, to (waste) watch this video. Is he insane, displaying some great acting or who knows what?
Crystal Head Vodka
Thing of Beauty?
Published by Expired Foods on 10.07.2008 at 11:10 AM.
Bacon Cinnamon Rolls (We're Not Making This Up)
Published by Expired Foods on at 9:36 AM.
A Cookbook to Beat All Cookbooks
Published by Expired Foods on 10.06.2008 at 9:23 PM.
Plain curiosity almost got the Expired Foods expense account into motion to check out this cookbook. In the end, good sense prevailed and we decided to just keep the contents of said cookbook a mystery.
How Much Would You Pay To Make It to the Beer Festival?
Published by Expired Foods on at 9:18 PM.
If the event includes anyone like the pic above... No price would be too much. Kudos to this man for knowing how to spend his cash.
Cabby's £2,000 fare from UK to Germany
Facts About Hooters You Didn't Know...
Published by Expired Foods on 10.04.2008 at 11:23 PM.
There's Enough Big Macs for Everyone, Calm Down.
Published by Expired Foods on 10.02.2008 at 9:10 AM.
Food related violence is just plain uncalled for. If you have any info on this impatient, violent Big Mac Lover please use the info on the site to help catch this Hamburgler.
Video Shows Man Punching girl in Line at McDonalds
Best Burger List According to Men's Fitness
Published by Expired Foods on 10.01.2008 at 9:59 PM.
We've only enjoyed one burger joint off this list, but look forward to taking on the others to make sure they are up to snuff. Notable omissions, The Nook in MN (at the recommendation of Biljie), Five Guys on the eastern seaboard and the Vortex in Atlanta...
America's Best Burger Joints - Men's Fitness
Disturbing Music Video - Fast Food Rockers
Published by Expired Foods on at 9:31 AM.
The weirdest 3:17 I've had in a long time. I'm not sure how to take this video. Even stranger than the song itself, at 2:12, I'm not quite sure what is going on with the middle singer...
