Wow. This is serious. Be careful.
Published by Expired Foods on 9.29.2008 at 11:39 AM.

At first I thought this couldn't possibly be true. But after further examination, the story looks legit. Please be careful if you are working with hot foods.
Aspiring Chef Dies Hours After Making Ultra-Hot Sauce
A Great Listing of Spices
Published by Expired Foods on 9.28.2008 at 10:35 AM.Search for a Local Farmers Market
Published by Expired Foods on 9.27.2008 at 4:15 PM.

Want to cook tasty food? Start with the freshest ingredients. Here's an easy way to get fresh direct from farmer's markets.
AMS at USDA - Farmers Markets Query Page
Why Is Cow's Milk White?
Published by Expired Foods on at 2:14 PM.Careful When Shopping
Published by Expired Foods on 9.26.2008 at 8:23 AM.

There's nothing wrong with getting duped into buying one extra of something as long as it saves you money and you're going to use it... But, when it actually costs MORE to buy in bulk, you are being ripped off. I've seen this posted a handful of times, but always gave the store the benefit of the doubt as just making an error.
After reading some of the posts on The Consumerist, it seems like a little too much of a pattern at two particular retail giants.
Consumerist - Bad Deals
Only Until 8pm Tonight - FREE COLD STONE CREAMERY IC
Published by Expired Foods on 9.25.2008 at 3:00 PM.

Don't miss some free ice cream tonight at Cold Stone Creamery. Their site says, "Celebrate the 7th Annual World's Largest Ice Cream Social and Support the Make-A-Wish Foundation® with Cold Stone Creamery".
Cold Stone Creamery Promotions
Lack O' Nutritional Value
Published by Expired Foods on 9.24.2008 at 4:56 PM.

This is amazing. Similar to what can be seen on Super Size Me, this teached kept a burger from 1996 (we'll say allegedly just for legal sakes), from McDonalds. From the pics, it hasn't changed one bit in over 10 years.
1996 McDonalds Hamburger
Prepare to Be Frightened - Wrestling Meets Cooking...
Published by Expired Foods on at 11:09 AM.
...in stop-motion Japanese... Dude has issues. Scary.
23 Ways to Use Tea - PS Not Drinking It.
Published by Expired Foods on 9.23.2008 at 9:05 AM.Tombstone Indeed.
Published by Expired Foods on 9.22.2008 at 10:02 AM.All the Wonderful Taste of Broiled Eel in a Bottle
Published by Expired Foods on 9.21.2008 at 11:24 AM.

Made to quench someone dealing with the summer heat(?). Eel is so popular in Asian countries that this drink is a welcome addition to many fridges.
Eel Drink - Independent UK
Delivering the Kegs Very Incorrectly
Published by Expired Foods on at 9:41 AM.

It's never funny losing beer, but in this case the accidentally wrong delivery place was to an interesting location...
Keg Delivery Just a Little Off
Swamp Rat or Tasty Treat?
Published by Expired Foods on 9.20.2008 at 7:43 PM.

Imagine a 20+ pound swamp rat of sorts that is listed with the La. Game Commission as a red meat, but one that tastes more like fowl. It's become somewhat of a destroyer of swamplands in Louisiana. Strangely, it's name sounds like a nutritious treat...
Nutria - The Other White Meat
Drive Thru Trouble
Published by Expired Foods on 9.19.2008 at 9:55 AM.

From the sounds of the story... Man drinks too much. Man gets munchies. Man goes to local fast food joint. Man then he passes out at a drive thru...
Drive-Through Snooze Gets Man Charged With DUI
Great Sign at a Burger King
Published by Expired Foods on at 9:45 AM.

First off, how does a Burger King run out of meat (meet)? Secondly, is meat (meet) the only thing on the menu?
It's a Car, Made of Meat.
Published by Expired Foods on 9.18.2008 at 10:55 PM.13 Tons. 13 Tons of Pizza!
Published by Expired Foods on at 10:27 AM.

Give this guy credit. He's got meatballs of steel. How much does someone try to charge for 13 tons worth of frozen pizzas?
Police: Man Tried To Sell 13 Tons Of Frozen Pizzas
It's So Good and Sweet This Fish Is Called "Candy"
Published by Expired Foods on at 9:10 AM.

This salmon travels further to spawn, according to the site, than any other, up to 2,300 miles! Once caught it is brined in salt and organic brown sugar, and smoked using natural alder wood for a taste and texture comparable to candy (?). Wow.
Yukon King Salmon Candy
Giant Waterbugs
Published by Expired Foods on 9.17.2008 at 11:00 PM.

Instead of us trying to write our own witty take on this, here's Neatorama's:
"These large and powerful insects are as adept at swimming as they are at flying. Eaten as a delicacy and found in Thai and Chinese markets, these insects bear the nickname toe-biters and are capable of inflicting a painful stab with their sharpened front beak. These bugs feed on other aquatic insects, tadpoles and even small fish, injecting them with a powerful toxin and digestive juice that allows the bug to suck up the contents at will. They are also known for their snorkel-like breathing tubes at the end of their abdomen.
Eating instructions; Remove exoskeleton and then eat everything except the head and legs, try dipping them in your favourite sauce and enjoy!"
Weird Food Things That Make You Want To Puke
Protect Your Sandwich From Your Co-Workers
Published by Expired Foods on 9.15.2008 at 8:16 PM.Clone of a Cinnabon - Allrecipes
Published by Expired Foods on 9.12.2008 at 11:01 AM.

This is a solid clone recipe. There's always some super-secret hidden way that differentiates the big guys from the home baker, but you won't be disappointed by trying this one out.
Clone of a Cinnabon - Allrecipes
What is the Most Unhealthy Thing I can Drink?
Published by Expired Foods on 9.11.2008 at 11:13 AM.

Answers courtesy of the Consumerist.com Some should be of absolutely no surprise. PS The one above looks very tasty.
Consumerist-Unhealthy Drinks
The Tasiest Hamburgers Ever?
Published by Expired Foods on at 10:04 AM.

This page is part of the 'best ever' project on Squidoo.com. A lot of interesting recipes for burgers, buns and sides. It's making us hungry just posting about it...
LINK
Another Day, Another Story About Coffee's 'Truth'
Published by Expired Foods on 9.10.2008 at 8:41 AM.

It would take a catastrophic finding to stop me from my morning coffee. For one thing, I've now found myself suffering from caffeine withdrawl (nasty headaches and such) if I don't have my morning tankard of java. But with everything else, here's the article, take from it what you will.
The Truth About Coffee
Top 100 things To CONSIDER Eating Before You Die
Published by Expired Foods on 9.09.2008 at 11:06 AM.

I might change the title of this article to "100 Things You Might Think About Trying, But Could Be Crazy For Actually Ingesting Before You Die". For instance, take #75, the scotch bonnet pepper. Dan at foodproof.com suggests that this is a top 100 thing to try before you die. If you try this however, you might not make it to read #74. The Scotch Bonnet Pepper (see above pic), will burn you innards by just you looking at it... Interesting list though, check out all 100...
100 Things You Should Eat Before You Die
The Making of Hot Dogs
Published by Expired Foods on at 8:31 AM.
Might make you never eat one again. You've been warned, but like a train wreck, you can't help but take a look.
Udon Album Covers?
Published by Expired Foods on 9.08.2008 at 10:00 PM.

Wow. I think I'd feed bad eating these. Great work. I think Public Enemy's cover was my favorite.
Album Covers Made With Japanese Food
"The Preferred Pickle"
Published by Expired Foods on 9.02.2008 at 1:28 PM.Fortune Cookies, Not So Chinese
Published by Expired Foods on 9.01.2008 at 4:14 PM.

Here's a great NY Times blog entry dispelling the (possible) myth of fortune cookies being a part of actual Chinese cuisine. We're amazed by the total mysterious looks the people were giving when asked to try one.
Introducing Fortune Cookies to China
Animals Like Good Alcohol Too
Published by Expired Foods on at 10:10 AM.

We usually stick to just stories and info about food, but this one caught our eye...
Imagine an animal that does the following, "The pen-tailed tree shrew feeds on nectar of a plant called bertam palm, which is also the primary food source for many other animals. Yeast cells in the palm's flowers ferment its nectar. Alcohol content can be as much as 3.8%. Among living plants this has the highest concentration of alcohol.
What is interesting is that this little schrew can handle his alcohol surpassing the legal intoxication limit of 1.4 grams of alcohol per kg of body mass every 3 days. In human terms this is equivalent to an average woman drinking nine glasses of wine or beer in a 12 hour period." - From allvoices.com
To break it down, this schrew is tanked off of naturally fermented brew all the time.
Ratlike Animal That Spends His Life Drinking
















