Watermelon Deseeding Made Easy
Published by Expired Foods on 7.28.2008 at 6:18 PM.
This will always come in handy in the summer. I personally enjoy spitting them out while eating.
Thing of Beauty
Published by Expired Foods on 7.26.2008 at 2:54 PM.
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So you like food. Imagine a panoramic pic of a beautiful buffet. In a word, wow.
Robot Restaurant Mystery
Published by Expired Foods on at 11:47 AM.
Imagine you go to a restaurant and not matter what time you go, you see the very same people working. Are they aliens? Are they robots? get the story here. PS The odds of something like this have got to be 1 bazillion to 1.
Robot restaurant mystery solved
Comedian on Bacon
Published by Expired Foods on 7.25.2008 at 10:55 AM.
This guy's very funny. You may have seen us post his routine about Hot Pockets in the past. This one's on bacon, and damn funny...
Waffle House Wedding in GA.
Published by Expired Foods on at 8:42 AM.
What says love more than a Waffle House Wedding. A thing of beauty. What? You didn't get invited either? If you'd like to see what took place click below.
Slicing the Garlic...
Published by Expired Foods on 7.24.2008 at 11:57 AM.
The movie isn't all about food... But you will find great snippets about how to make great gravy (sauce for you non-Italians out there). The garlic, spot-on. Watch it for the food reference, but more importantly for the entire movie is a modern classic.
I'm Amazed By Cheese
Published by Expired Foods on at 10:45 AM.
Have you ever seen cheese being made? If you did, you might question why you eat it. Nevertheless... Watch this video for a nice easy recipe on how to make farmer's cheese.
Lobster-sham-ockery
Published by Expired Foods on 7.23.2008 at 11:34 AM.
Don't get us wrong, we love animals, all living things for that matter. But wait. A 22 pound lobster??????? Come on. This is something that should reach the ole lobster pot and be served with warm butter. They gave it a name so that you'd feel bad about cooking it up, Dee Dee.
This gallery will not end up how you expect
Published by Expired Foods on at 9:25 AM.
Expired Foods has explored many different cultures around the world, many different foods. When a gallery comes along of an interesting culture and their practices, we often feel like we know what is coming... Not in this case. Check out this 8 picture slide show and see if you can guess where #5-#8 will take you.
A Wacky Collection of Weird Cakes
Published by Expired Foods on 7.22.2008 at 9:58 PM.
Think you've seen some strange cakes? Check out this site. PS That's a musical cake slicer up there in case you see anything you like to make and eat...
Gummy haggis
Published by Expired Foods on 7.21.2008 at 10:29 AM.
Wow. This is disgusting. I'm not a fan of haggis. I just can't get past the fact that I'm being asked to eat a meal baked in an animals stomach. Here's the candy version. I was disappointed to find that they were out of stock.
Suck on Sigmund (SFW)
Published by Expired Foods on 7.20.2008 at 3:33 PM.
A picture is all you get on this one.
Bacon as a candy
Published by Expired Foods on at 9:51 AM.
Grill from your desktop
Published by Expired Foods on 7.19.2008 at 11:43 AM.
Practical and convenient. Plug it in and grill away. USB paninis, USB grilled cheese, the list goes on... and on.
Prison Food That's the Best in Italy?
Published by Expired Foods on at 10:05 AM.
So let's say you go to Italy... You ask locals where the most exclusive restaurant for the best food is located... And they tell you it's on top of a prison and chef'ed and waiter'ed by murderers and other major criminals. Do you try to get a reservation and eat there?
I ordered immediately.
Published by Expired Foods on 7.18.2008 at 10:39 AM.
Imagine putting these in your office fridge. Scare the family around Thanksgiving by putting your leftovers in these containers. The possiblities are endless.
Need help flinging your food?
Published by Expired Foods on at 9:36 AM.
Never again lose a food fight. This modified utensil will give you the advantage the next time you look to fling food at a high rate of speed.
Learn about food safety from bad karaoke
Published by Expired Foods on 7.16.2008 at 4:33 PM.
I'm very rarely left speechless, but this is one of those times. Questions here is can you make it through the singing to learn about what the video is trying to teach you?
Fear of Pickles
Published by Expired Foods on at 9:24 AM.
Expired Foods will guarantee that if you watch this entire video you will laugh aloud. I feel bad for her fear of the pickles, but I find it impossible not to laugh.
Pickles that fight back.
Published by Expired Foods on 7.15.2008 at 3:01 PM.
A guy in Poland steals a bunch of pickles, but doesn't perfect his getaway. He's found 2 streets away choking on his treasure.
What is it with all the food related violence?
Published by Expired Foods on at 12:21 PM.
What is going on, first the meat market (see last post), then the drive-thru. I'm afraid to go out and eat for fear that I too will lose a valued body part. Be careful out there folks.
Don't knock this until you try it first.
Published by Expired Foods on at 10:46 AM.
I had serious doubts about this working let alone tasting good. It does. Try it. Add in whatever you might normally to your omelet and go.
Meat Market Brawl?
Published by Expired Foods on at 9:12 AM.
Be careful if you're in a Tampa meat market and attempt to cut off this woman in line. She wanted pork chops and she didn't want to wait any longer than she thought she should have to.
Great food hacks
Published by Expired Foods on 7.14.2008 at 11:56 AM.
The folks at Slashfood are always putting up interesting stuff. This post gives you 25 great 'food hacks'. My favorite: making your own marshmallows. I have eaten the (too many) thousands of times and had never even given a thought to how they were made let alone making them myself. Here you go.
Bacon Floss? Beautiful.
Published by Expired Foods on at 9:52 AM.
If anyone tells you they enjoy flossing, I would call BS on them... Unless they have this beautiful product. Flossing would simply be something to look forward to with 'bacon floss'.
Coming soon to the area behind Expired Foods...?
Published by Expired Foods on 7.13.2008 at 8:41 PM.
If you've ever had wood fired bread or pizza, you know it's taste is one step from heaven. This website documents one man's quest to build his own wood fired oven in his backyard. A thing of beauty.
Wood Fired Brick Oven Tampa
So weird, it's cool.
Published by Expired Foods on 7.10.2008 at 8:58 AM.
This stop animation video really speaks for itself. Very creative.
Oh no, not the Trident gum!
Published by Expired Foods on 7.09.2008 at 12:33 PM.
I would have never though that any of these would be possible, let alone fear of chewing gum (!?!?!?!). But here it is a list of food related anxieties. Other unexplainable favorites: fear of green olives, fear of ketchup and my mostest favorite, fear of crumbs. That must make for a miserable time trying to consume food.
Treasure on the Beach?
Published by Expired Foods on at 10:46 AM.
So you're walking along the beach and you find a treasure chest that looks as if it washed up on the shore... You expect to open it to find untold riches and instead you get...
A suit for the ages (and frying pan)
Published by Expired Foods on 7.08.2008 at 1:50 PM.
This could be the most incredible suit ever created. Not only is it a bacon-print suit, but it is also bacon scented. I'm only able to give you a small snipit of the pic of this suit. You really need to see it in all of it's glory by clicking through below. This guy not only is sporting the suit he is the bacon suit.
I was so amazed by the suit, I almost ordered one to make sure it really existed.
Enjoy-
Cocoa Genome?
Published by Expired Foods on at 9:58 AM.
Deep. I had to look deeper into what a genome was. I wasn't exactly tearing it up in Bio, Chem, Physics and the like.
Anywho, imagine what would have been found in the Babe Ruth chocolate genome... Mars, here is looking to preserve their cacao crops through the use of better science. What could possibly go wrong?
Shameless self-promotion.
Published by Expired Foods on 7.07.2008 at 10:30 PM.
You wear clothes, right?
If you're reading this, you like food (or are amused by weird stories about it), right?
Expired Foods also has a clothing and trinket store of stuff we think common folk like us and foodies will find greatly enjoyable. Check out our gear here...
Ever see one this big? (SFW)
Published by Expired Foods on at 10:20 AM.
Whoa. Break out some beer, the steam pot and go to town.
Monster crab with claws the size of a man's hand captured off the British coast
Wow. Weird beyond belief.
Published by Expired Foods on at 8:36 AM.
This is the weirdest McDonalds commercial, strike that, commercial period I think I've ever (!) seen. Enjoy (?).
Urban BBQ Camo?
Published by Expired Foods on 7.04.2008 at 8:55 PM.
Useful Baking Substitutions
Published by Expired Foods on 7.03.2008 at 2:22 PM.
I certainly haven't tested all of these, but they seem to be solid at first view. Good thing to have around with a big cooking weekend here in the US coming up.
Great kitchen gear advice
Published by Expired Foods on at 9:39 AM.
Great advice here on tools to have in your kitchen. It is teared into cooking levels of expertise. Great read.
I've got to be honest though, I was very surprised not to see a meat slicer on the list. A must for anyone who enjoys meat.
Great fish taco recipe, not fried.
Published by Expired Foods on 7.02.2008 at 8:49 PM.
Had this twice. The second time I added some fresh cilantro to the sour cream sauce and used orange roughy instead of snapper. A great, light fish taco recipe that you will enjoy.
A River of Dressing In Your Home?
Published by Expired Foods on at 4:12 PM.
So you live by a salad dressing manufacturer... Next thing you know, the area floods and you have creamy white gook flowing through your basement.
I think this one resident's quote says it all, "It's creamy-ranch- dressing-looking crap," said resident Steven Maiken. "It's not toxic waste, but we did have to throw away a lot of stuff. We tried to wash it off over and over again."
