Expired Foods

The suggestion to free your zipper with olive oil could prove embarrassing if not done carefully...

25 Alternative Uses for Olive Oil

How dare candy be chewy. How long have Starbursts been around? I checked, looks like 1960! Lady, get a life.

FOXNews.com - Michigan Woman Claims Starburst Candies Are Dangerously Chewy in Lawsuit - Local News | News Articles | National News | US News

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Hey, why not. Can they offer cigars and shots of Jagermeister while they're at it. Think full service.

Weird News at Tampa Bay's 10

Insiders: Confessions Of A Starbucks Barista - Consumerist

Can't help but think a couple of these comments are corporate propaganda, but they are interesting to read nevertheless.

RecipeSource: French Fry Spam Casserole

Whenever there's a chance to try Spam in a new way, I take it. I cam across this recipe while checking my Gmail. Mix Spam with fries... Sign me up.

Project:Denny's

Nothing new here. One has to wonder if their quest came to an end after too many Grand Slam breakfasts...

I realized that I eat and cook with the stuff all the time, but I have no earthly idea what the hell it is... Well. Here's what I found.

CanolaInfo | Canola 101 | FAQ

Number 20 alone is worth its weight in gold when travelling south of the border...

The Bachelor Guy » 34 Uses for That Can of Soda, Other Than Quenching Thirst

If you don't watch the entire clip (10 mins), let it load completely and forward to the 7 minute mark. Very funny.

Ahhh, thank goodness. This article, even though I just found it, has just simply changed my life. I will now have 25 full extra seconds to retrieve that dropped foodstuff.

5-second dropped-food rule debunked - Daily Business Update - The Boston Globe

Never knew, just thought somebody screwed up and it stuck...

The Straight Dope: Why are pound and ounce abbreviated "lb." and "oz."?

I really had to read this over and over to make sure it wasn't some sort of terrible Apil Fools joke.

BBC NEWS | Europe | French wine-growers go guerrilla

Who wouldn't want to carry around a perfect display of love for the world's most fatty and tasty foodstuff. Get yours while they last...

BACON WALLET

Ever wish you could pick from the food you actually want as opposed to the choices put up on the sign? I always end up being worried that if I don't eat at the stop at the next exit I'll end up waiting for another gazillion miles. This takes away all worry when travelling. Get your kinda food where ya want it. Beautiful.

Roadfood.com - The most memorable local eateries along the highways and back roads of America

Whilest I'm ranting about food (that's all I do by the way), I'll dig into this one. Banning popcorn? Have the terrorists won? Orville Redenbocker is rolling around out of control in his grave.

City of Seattle may ban microwave popcorn | Top Stories | KING5.com | News for Seattle, Washington

Why do they have to mess with my cereals just because kids (and adults for that matter) can't eat less than a truck load every morning? Seriously, now it's the food's fault for being to fatty or sweet that causes people to gain weight? Ridiculous.

Kellogg to raise nutrition of kids' food - Yahoo! News

How can you pass up a post like this one. Interesting info. Nice to see what the govt is archiving to save for all of time.

Prologue - The Frozen Sucker War

All the jokes on this one will be left to the imagination... Almost no sport in it.