Speed up the Margarita making progress...
Published by Expired Foods on 8.25.2006 at 9:29 AM.

A beautiful gas powered blender. It gets no better than this...
Use your gourd...
Published by Expired Foods on at 9:13 AM.

Alright. He takes gourds and turns them into art. Like nothing I've ever seen before... Dan Ladd - Moulded Gourds
Lobsters travel with peas, carrots
Published by Expired Foods on at 9:02 AM.

Gotta do whatcha gotta do to get the cockroach of the sea freshly back to your home... Lobsters travel with peas, carrots
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With a name like that...
Published by Expired Foods on at 8:19 AM.

...Is there even an outside chance that it tastes normal? Well, it doesn't... Welcome to Picklejuicesport.com!
What did you eat today?
Published by Expired Foods on 8.23.2006 at 8:24 AM.

People want to tell you what they ate today. Why? Couldn't tell you for the life of me... What did you eat today?
Salad and a free pet included with purchase!
Published by Expired Foods on at 8:23 AM.

What a freakin' deal... The Amazon comes to you stored in it's own food supply... Right to your table.
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Greezy Virgin Mary?
Published by Expired Foods on at 8:09 AM.

What could possibly be next...? Jesus on a corn cob? Moses on a chalupa? NBC11.com - News - Virgin Mary Spotted In Foreman Grill Tray
Stoli can be handi...
Published by Expired Foods on at 7:40 AM.

Silly me. I always just drank the whole bottle (in one sitting)... the Bar Blog � Blog Archive � 15 (Other) Uses for Vodka
Hot Dogs May Cause Genetic Mutations
Published by Expired Foods on 8.15.2006 at 8:43 AM.

Will I become alien? Will I grow a third eye? What will possibly happen to that guy from Japan who eats 50+ hot dogs in the eating contests??? Hot Dogs May Cause Genetic Mutations - Yahoo! News
Scoop of Grey Poupon in a cone please...
Published by Expired Foods on 8.14.2006 at 3:32 PM.

Seriously, would someone really eat this or is it a way late April Fools Joke? Independent Online Edition > Europe
You'll poke her eye out...
Published by Expired Foods on at 2:25 PM.

Not funny I guess. (PS, it's absolutely amazing what you get when you type carrot into an image search engine...) The Connecticut Post Online - Monroe man charged after hitting wife in the eye with a carrot
Great puffin' cake!
Published by Expired Foods on at 9:29 AM.Ten year old meat
Published by Expired Foods on 8.11.2006 at 8:56 AM.

Is this bad. This store belongs in the Expired Foods Hall of Molding Fame (What an idea.) Ten year old meat - Aftenposten.no
Ben And Jerry's In A Bottle
Published by Expired Foods on at 8:33 AM.

Well, if you don't mind paying $60 for a shake these will be great. I know they'll taste good and won't give me my daily allowance of harmones and steroids though... wcco.com - Ben And Jerry's In A Bottle




