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Speed up the Margarita making progress...



A beautiful gas powered blender. It gets no better than this...

Use your gourd...



Alright. He takes gourds and turns them into art. Like nothing I've ever seen before... Dan Ladd - Moulded Gourds

Lobsters travel with peas, carrots


Gotta do whatcha gotta do to get the cockroach of the sea freshly back to your home... Lobsters travel with peas, carrots


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With a name like that...



...Is there even an outside chance that it tastes normal? Well, it doesn't... Welcome to Picklejuicesport.com!

What did you eat today?



People want to tell you what they ate today. Why? Couldn't tell you for the life of me... What did you eat today?

Salad and a free pet included with purchase!



What a freakin' deal... The Amazon comes to you stored in it's own food supply... Right to your table.

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Greezy Virgin Mary?



What could possibly be next...? Jesus on a corn cob? Moses on a chalupa? NBC11.com - News - Virgin Mary Spotted In Foreman Grill Tray

Stoli can be handi...


Silly me. I always just drank the whole bottle (in one sitting)... the Bar Blog � Blog Archive � 15 (Other) Uses for Vodka

Hot Dogs May Cause Genetic Mutations



Will I become alien? Will I grow a third eye? What will possibly happen to that guy from Japan who eats 50+ hot dogs in the eating contests??? Hot Dogs May Cause Genetic Mutations - Yahoo! News

Scoop of Grey Poupon in a cone please...



Seriously, would someone really eat this or is it a way late April Fools Joke? Independent Online Edition > Europe

You'll poke her eye out...



Not funny I guess. (PS, it's absolutely amazing what you get when you type carrot into an image search engine...) The Connecticut Post Online - Monroe man charged after hitting wife in the eye with a carrot

Great puffin' cake!



What inspired this? Hatred for Nabisco? Big Tobacco? This post needs no pic... Interesting Cake

Ten year old meat




Is this bad. This store belongs in the Expired Foods Hall of Molding Fame (What an idea.) Ten year old meat - Aftenposten.no

Ben And Jerry's In A Bottle



Well, if you don't mind paying $60 for a shake these will be great. I know they'll taste good and won't give me my daily allowance of harmones and steroids though... wcco.com - Ben And Jerry's In A Bottle

Brotastic



Is there anything worse than this? The wurst way to go? Reuters.com



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