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Holy Catsup!


Just south of downtown Collinsville, Illinois lives the largest bottle of catsup. It even has it's own website and fanclub ("Just $10"). World's Largest Catsup Bottle Official Home Page

Eat what you are wearing: Food Jewelry


The website says, " We love what we eat, you can show off your favorite consumable with our sterling Silver food collection." Figured I need say no more. Food Jewelry



Find more designs in sterling silver jewelry online. Get fun new kinds of rings, bracelets, pendants and chandelier earrings. Or you can choose from classic pieces like silver chains. Whatever your favorite style, silver is always appropriate and appreciated.

I'm bitter I missed this, a wiener tour...


What an interesting country we live in. Hot dogs on parade. Too bad this took place over 2 years ago... Hot Dogs As America | Baseball As America | American Museum of Natural History

Debunking the Forever Twinkies Urban Legend


Do twinkies survive on the shelf forever...? Snopes has the answer. Snopes: Food, Forever Twinkies

Glad I didn't think of that...


Continuing the assertion that beer is indeed good food... Again, super-glad I did not think of this. God only knows how many times I would have had to hand over the car keys. Shotgun Beer Can Opener

Wish I thought of that...


I would claim to anyone that beer is good food. Good thing this was only recently invented... Keg Fast

Easy Cheese


When was the last time you squirted the ole Easy Cheese on a cracker? Nothing beats unrefrigerated, never-spoiling cheese from a can that tastes great.

Who knew there was more to serving chicken wings and beer?



Enter the secret world of becoming a Hooters Girl! Here is the famous 8 page handbook that each girl reads (???) before they can touch a wing.
So You Wanna Be A "Hooters" Girl?

A food court that hurts the wallet



Most expensive food court I've ever encoutered...
The Shops at Columbus Circle - Restaurant & Bar Collection

Weird Food Stories from the Road



Travellers stories of the weirdest stuff they were required to eat to keep the stomach from rumbling.
The Strangest Food I ever Ate

Eating bread, wearing lipstick threatens orangutans...


Who woulda thunk it...? Wearing lipstick, eating bread, taking a shower could cause orangutans to have nowhere to live... BBC NEWS - Shoppers 'threat to orang-utans'

Fried shrimp, boiled shrimp, shrimp scampi, shrimp creole...


Came across this after forgetting about it. I was most amased by the locations; Phippines, Japan and Bali? Bubba Gump Shrimp Co.

The Wide World of Pasta Shapes



While some of these pasta shapes sound like diseases, they are all real, and each has a reason for being the shape it is. CNN Pasta Shapes and Sizes.


For even more kinds of pasta, check out: Professional Pasta - World Directory of Pasta Shapes

Food inspired bands



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Undeniably different (and scary) this album cover is certainly unique.

Got some money to eat... Here are the most expensive U.S. restaurants


Forbes compiles a list of the most ridicu.. expensive restaurants in the US... The Most Expensive U.S. Restaurants

Chili, chili and more chili!



A business built around chili. Skyline Chili's menu boasts some outrageous combinations with Chili and even spaghetti with Chili instead of sauce. They'll even mail you chili...
Skyline Chili

STRANGE RECIPE OF THE WEEK: Fried Soft-Shelled Cicadas Recipe



Ingredients:


* 60 Freshly emerged 17 year Cicadas
* 3 cups Flour
* Salt and pepper to season Flour
* 4 Eggs, beaten
* 1 cup Corn oil or slightly salted Butter

Directions:

The best way to prepare them is to dip them, still alive, in beaten egg, roll them in the seasoned flour and then gently saute them until they are golden brown.

Note: Cicadas are insects

Funny food things on eBay, part 2


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Looks real, but I'm not buying...

Funny food things on eBay, part 1


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Real or fake? You decide...

Coffee that has already been eaten


Coffee already has some outrageous ways of getting your money out of your pocket. But this one might be the most disgusting. In Sumatra, Civet Cats scope out the best looking coffee beans in the fields at eat them. Ahh, but that's not where it ends... Read more at Edible Limited.

The most exotic meats I've seen in one place...


Where can you score a kobe beef hamburger patty, a couple links of alligator sausage, or a 2.2 lb. portion of rattlesnake for tonight's grilling? Exotic Meats is the place. ExoticMeats.Com

The mermaid has taken some yoga...


Here's an interesting look at how the Starbucks logo has evolved over the years. Mermaid stretchy!

Food Inspired Band Names, a multi part post...


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Figured I would start this out right with the Fritz Guckenheimer and his Sour Kraut Band. If you are inspired by his work, I can sadly tell you he won't be making any new music, Fritz, aka Richard Gump passed in 1989. OOOMPA


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On the ole tube: FOOD NETWORK - Unwrapped Walt Disney World Resorts



By far one of the best behind the scenes on food I've ever seen. They show you how they make it and then tell you how much they make. INSANE! Catch it if they schedule it again.
Food Network Specials : Unwrapped Walt Disney World Resorts

World record dinner bill



What does one get when eating a world record $62,138 dinner? Where would I go to be able to spend this much? Only the Guinness Book of World Records could take you to Petrus Restaurant in London, UK.
CHECK PLEASE?

Watch a whole lot of wiggle and jiggle...



In LeRoy, NY stands a monument to the magical jiggling and wiggling dessert. P.S. It even has a gift shop.
JELL-O MUSEUM AND GALLERY

NC Muskrat Recipe



Ingredients:

* 4 Muskrats (all fat and glands removed, but of course)
* 1/2 pound Bacon
* 1/2 Celery bunch, chopped
* 4 Onions, chopped
* 1/2 pound Oleo
* 1/2 teaspoon Cayenne pepper
* Salt
* Pepper
* 21 ounces Tomato soup

Directions:
Saute bacon, celery, onions, oleo and cayenne pepper together for 10 minutes. Put rats in bottom of a pan you can cover tightly. Pour sauteed mixture over the rats, and then cover with tomato soup (Don't add water to the soup). Bake, covered, for 2 1/2 hours at 350 degrees F or until done.

If you have an old microwave oven...



Here's a website that not only shows some extremely cool ways to blow up/burn and destroy things you have around the house, but alos dispells some common microwave myths. Complete with pictures. MICROWAVING FOR FUN

So, what's the real history of pasta?


I come away totally confused. Look up 'the history of pasta' and you get thousands of different stories. Here's five interesting takes...

History of pasta take 1
History of pasta take 2
History of pasta take 3
History of pasta take 4
and from the National Association of Pasta... History of pasta take 5

It's his sandwich...


Not sure what would ever possess me to eat this but it sounded unique.

Leisure Suit Larry Sandwich

Turkey breast
2 peach slices
3 cherries
2 slices of rye bread

Best served with Cocktails.

The Flaming Pop-Tart Experiment


A PhD took the time to research the "physical properties of overheated breakfast pastries within a micro-radiant-convective environment". It's the pictures that cracked me up. THE FLAMING POP-TART EXPERIMENT

The word of the day is WILDEBEESKASTAIINGS

No, not just something I made up. This is the real word for... Gonads of a large wild beast of the bovine type. This is a delicacy in parts of Africa. I just originally checked it out because the word was crazy looking. WILDEBEESKASTAIINGS from the African Recipes Cookbook

Fugu!



Yes, that's right fugu. Japanese name for blowfish, poisonious blowfish. Only certain chefs are allowed to prepare it. You have the risk of DYING when you eat it. DEADLY SUSHI ROLL

Now milk's bad for you. What's next, air?



Don't be fooled by the domain for this site. It's run by the slightly crazed folks at PETA. I'm drinking my milk, extra whole.
Milk (Doesn't) Suck!

A whole museum just for mustard



Apparently, one man and his obsession with mustard started the whole thing back in 1986. There's even a National Mustard Day celebrated at the museum.
Mount Horeb Mustard Museum & Mustard Store

Did you know (care)?



The collecting of beer mats (coasters) is called tegestology.

Someone has even dedicated their entire life to putting together a collection from around the world. BEER MATS

Don't be alarmed. This looks, but is not obscene. It's a clam.



While it sure resembles something completely different. This is a geoduck clam, the largest burrowing clam in the world.
CLAMS COME IN ALL SHAPES

Check please.


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Don't know where this is, and quite frankly I don't want to know. But, if you are REALLY thirsty, choose Jim Beam or Jagermeister...

No junk food?



This site makes a great case for people who should spend their time on more important things. What ever happened to self-control? Make fun of NO JUNK FOOD.ORG

A dairy like no other.


Simply stated, we can't make this stuff up. In beautiful (?) Ramona California you will find the Oasis Camel Dairy. P.S. They don't just sell milk and soap at this dairy, you can even rent a camel. Be sure to check out the section on buying your first camel. Desert milk

Get some balls.



Not sure where to pick up some of the finest in 'oysters'? Fairbury Steaks has you covered; beef, lamb and turkey Rocky Mountain Oysters all delivered directly to your home. Breaded or fried?

This week's recipe of oddness


Chocolate Cricket Chip Cookies
2 1/4 cup flour
1 tsp. baking soda
1 tsp. salt
1 cup butter, softened
3/4 cup sugar
3/4 cup brown sugar
1 tsp. vanilla
2 eggs
1 12-ounce chocolate chips
1 cup chopped nuts
1/2 cup dry-roasted crickets
Preheat oven to 375. In small bowl, combine flour, baking soda and salt; set aside. In large bowl, combine butter, sugar, brown sugar and vanilla; beat until creamy. Beat in eggs. Gradually add flour mixture and insects, mix well. Stir in chocolate chips. Drop by rounded measuring teaspoonfuls onto ungreased cookie sheet. Bake for 8-10 minutes.


What kind of wine can you make from fruit, sugar and ketchup? This website tells you all about and how how you can make the fine wine at your own home tonight. Pruno

If you're like me...

...You like to keep up with junk food. Read Junk Food News.

You can't have any pudding if you don't eat your metal (?)


There are many strange things in this world, but one has to really wonder what this guy was thinking when he started eating metal. This article explains his "condition". Car eating man

International Federation of Competitive Eating


What's a food blog without the IFOCE? There really are "rules" to scarfing down extremely grotesque amounts of hot dogs, cheesecake and the like. Check it out and make sure you click the RECORDS tab while you are there. International Federation of Competitive Eating

La Tomatina



It's a huge food fight (only about 38,000 people) in Spain that even has a web site. Every August (this year's was on August 31st) the tomatoes are a flyin'. La Tomatina


Excellent Photoshop work or interesting food oddities...? You decide... Freaky Food



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